This page details the awards I have not won.
It could be that I’ll be nominated for some of these some day, but chances are slim to pretty much exactly nothing. Feel free to change that, though. Go ahead, nominate away!
- Nobel Prize for Literature (or Peace)
- Pulitzer Prize for Fiction
- Booker Prize
- Pushcart Award <— Been nominated a couple of times, not awarded.
- Tony Award
- Newbery Medal
- BSFA Award <— I’ve been shortlisted!
- Hugo Award
- Locus Award
- Nebula Award
- Bram Stoker <— I’ve been longlisted!
- O. Henry Prize <— I’ve been nominated!
Gulliver’s Travel Grant<— I did win that! (read more here)Augur 2024 Microfiction Contest<— I totally won this! Read the story here.Foof Award<— Look, I know you’re jealous, but I totally won the 2025 Chronicle Foof, the most coveted of all awards!