This page details the awards I have not won.
It could be that I’ll be nominated for some of these some day, but chances are slim to pretty much exactly nothing. Feel free to change that, though. Go ahead, nominate away!
Nobel Prize for Literature (or Peace)
Pulitzer Prize for Fiction
Booker Prize
Pushcart Award <— Been nominated, not awarded.
Tony Award
Newbery Medal
BSFA Award <— I’ve been shortlisted!
Hugo Award
Locus Award
Nebula Award
Bram Stoker <– I’ve been longlisted!
Gulliver’s Travel Grant <— I did win that! (read more here)
Augur 2024 Microfiction Contest <— I totally won this! Read the story here.
Foof Award <— Look, I know you’re jealous, but I totally won the 2025 Chronicle Foof