The night is still young

“Alright ladies, what’s the plan?”

“You’re late! We’re doing a birthday scavenger hunt!”

“A what?” 

“It’s a game. We do all the things on the list, and at the end there’s a prize.”

“And a lot of drinks.”

“Not at the end, though. The drinks happen on the way.”

“Seriously? Gimme that. One: dance on a table. Two: talk a man into giving you his pants.For real?”

“Done, and done!”

“No, what? You got someone’s pants?”

“She’s a real pro, this one!”

“Allrighty then. Just saying, if we make it to number nine, we’ll have to scrub the airlock.”