“Alright ladies, what’s the plan?”
“You’re late! We’re doing a birthday scavenger hunt!”
“A what?”
“It’s a game. We do all the things on the list, and at the end there’s a prize.”
“And a lot of drinks.”
“Not at the end, though. The drinks happen on the way.”
“Seriously? Gimme that. One: dance on a table. Two: talk a man into giving you his pants.For real?”
“Done, and done!”
“No, what? You got someone’s pants?”
“She’s a real pro, this one!”
“Allrighty then. Just saying, if we make it to number nine, we’ll have to scrub the airlock.”